The Act of Spiritual Communion.
Some people cannot receive sacramentally, and the reasons are ordinary: you are watching from home, you are ill, you are housebound, you are unsafe leaving the house today, you are three states away from any altar that would have you. The Church has an old and settled answer for this, and it is not a consolation prize.
An Act of Spiritual Communion is a prayer of desire — you tell God you want to receive, and you ask him to come to you as if you had. Roman bishops recommended exactly this practice to their own parishes during the years their people watched from home, and pastors of many traditions did the same. It is universal to the online form of worship and it is not particular to Bloom.
The text most often used is St. Alphonsus Liguori’s, printed in most prayer books and easy to find; the Chancery will point you to a copy rather than reconstruct one from memory. Say it during the Communion of the Mass, in your own words if the printed ones do not fit your mouth. It is a real act of the Church and it counts.